whip my hair back and forth

whip my hair back and forth !

So I think that a problem we have in society today is that a lot of people are just plain cranky. So after some deep thinking as to why that might be, I came up with the reason that it's simply because they're wet. I know that when I'm slightly damp I become very uncomfortable and thus cranky. Really it's no wonder that everyone's always so wet, we generally submerge ourselves in some sort of water at least once a day. So in an effort to combat this I'm going to explain the proper procedure to use when drying oneself off with a towel.

whip my hair back and forth !

1. Dry off your hair - Best to be very thorough here. I generally take 5 - 10 seconds to ruffly my hair with my towel, getting my hair very dry by the time I'm done.

whip my hair back and forth !

2. Dry off your chest - I generally drape my towel sort of over my shoulders and then use it to dry off my arms and chest at the same time. This is very effective and very energy efficient.

whip my hair back and forth !

3. Dry off your back - Next I whip my towel over my head, getting my hair extra dry in the process, then running my towel back and forth all the way from my shoulders down my back.

whip my hair back and forth !

4. Dry off between the legs - Here is where you need to be sort of gentle. A simple pat down will often suffice for drying your groin area.

whip my hair back and forth !

5. Dry off your legs - This is the easiest part. Simply wrap your towel around your thigh, then run it down to your ankle and back up. Repeat on the other leg, and voila, your legs are dry.

By putting this process of drying yourself off into effect, I can assure you that you'll find yourself in a better mood.